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Script/story proposal for Blasphemer (a retro FPS)

Blasphemer is an open source game made on the Doom engine, clone of the fantasy FPS Heretic. I came up with an idea for a script for in-game text cutscenes, and bestiary descriptions in the manual. Just like Heretic, the game consists of four episodes, with a text cutscene after each one, last one being the ending. This is inspired by original story blurb that was contributed before me, for reference reasons found at the end of the document (I DO NOT claim any credits to that.) This script was rejected for tone reasons, so I can share it here. Cutscenes script END OF EPISODE 1 You wade through the bloodshed, aimless in your killing. You have no idea what happened. How long were you asleep? Hours? Days? Years? You saw no humans. No human corpses. Are you now in a world of monsters? You pass through a school. Monster children shudder away from you, and point at you with their clawed fingers. Where are the teachers? Did you kill them? It doesn’t matter. A
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Humor/journalism sample: Commentary about Polish Men's Health magazine from April 2013

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  Commentary – Men’s Health April 2013, Polish edition Posted on October 26, 2019 by shinosarna So this require a bit of backstory. Back in April 2013, just after joining tumblr, I briefly joined a blog that did feminist analysis of “female” and “male” interest magazines, and how they reinforced stereotypical thinking, called “Sexism Sells”. This is an unfinished draft on my post for said blog, commenting on Polish edition of Men’s Health. Cover pictures Georges St-Pierre, which – considered this month’s issue features his workout tips – kinda makes sense. You’d think that someone like UFC Welterweight MMA champion since 2008 wouldn’t need to be “corrected” in Photoshop in any way, right? … Haha, good one. Of course he does. Actually, picture they’ve got is shopped so heavily, this dude’s face doesn’t even look like St-Pierre that much. The nose is different, chin and forehead might be changed too (not sure though). They also smoothed
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